I promised myself when I stared this that I wouldn’t type out entire pages of the crap that is dished out by the low level junk mail that I have to sift through. I’m going to have to break my promise. This is so outrageous, so over the top, ripped from Coast to Coast garbage. I need to let everyone know what drivel is being sent to their parents and grandparents.
“SHIELD AMERICA FROM A DISASTROUS AND DEADLY EMP
U.S. Rep. 0041245507
It’s not a matter of IF an electromagnetic pulse (EMP) will destroy part or all the the United States’ electrical grid it’s a matter of when! And time is running out!
A Thousand hijacked airliners, delivered squarely on target, wouldn’t inflict nearly the horrific catastrophe on America as one electromagnetic pulse missile, which would short out circuit boards and cause everything electronic to stop working. In addition to the fact that a solar flare is capable of causing horrendous damage at any moment [and we are in the midst of a major solar storm right now!], our nation’s avowed enemies already have the technology and ability to launch an attack that will, in effect, end the United States of America!”
It goes on like that the whole page. They want money for “Rep Trent Franks’ (Wiki page) SHIELD Act H.R. 2417 which will ‘harden’ our nation’s existing infrastructure to protect America’s electric grid from an EMP attack.”
This guy is on the Southern Poverty Law Center’s radar for being a gay-rights hate group. Something they are no doubt proud of. Right Wing Watch.org page
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I just typed all that out, and I still don’t know what to do.
I think I have won a T.V. I scratched off something and I got Category Gold. I think I’m supposed to order the jewelry for $45 + shipping + insurance + priority processing = $60. Then move a sticker some place. I’m of sound mind (I hope I am anyway) and I can’t figure any of this out. I can’t imagine how their intended victim er customer is supposed to fill all this out.
I know what you are thinking, “I love seeing all this dangerous junk mail the 419 scams, the political junk mail. It’s all great, but it doesn’t affect me and my everyday junk mail woes.”
Here you go:
This is a Red Plum ad. You get them almost everyday. Here is where you can opt-out.